So here lately (aka approx. 6 months) we’ve been broke. The husband would probably not appreciate me airing our finance issues, but I’m cool with it because I know we’re by far not the only ones, and I’m praying to sweet baby Jesus that it’s only a temporary set-back. Anyway…being broke forces you into doing things & trying things you never have before, such as making your own laundry detergent because you’ve run out but there are zero dollars to buy more yet everyone still needs clean clothes because the world doesn’t stop turning & clothes don’t stop getting dirty just because you’re broke. Right? Right.
I have quite a few packages of bar soap…it used to be a ton & I acquired them during my coupon heyday. I googled a recipe for homemade laundry detergent (found one that I almost had all the necessary ingredients) & got to work. Let me tell ya…do not be daunted by the sound of this activity. It’s very simple & cost effective & even better (as far as I can tell anyway): it actually works! So whether you’re currently broke like myself (by the way…I don’t mean the kind of broke that some assholes claim they are yet they have all their basic needs met & then some, which in my opinion is not truly broke, it’s just lying for sympathy(?) or attention (?)) or just curious or trying to save a few bucks or maybe you’re just a Crafty Little McCraftster….try the recipe out & let me know what ya think!!
Broke People’s Detergent
3 bars of soap (I used Ivory; you can use any kind on hand)
6 cups water
1/2 cup Borax
1/2 cup washing soda (Can be found with the laundry junk at the store; I had just run out so I upped my Borax to 1 cup as a substitute)
6 cups warm water
Bucket (I used a 3 gallon-I think-plastic mop bucket)
Add 6 cups of water to a large pot. Stir in grated (I only chopped my soap & some of it didn’t melt completely so I’d definitely take the time to grate) bar soap; heat over medium high until melted. Add borax & washing soda; stir well until dissolved. Add 6 cups of warm water, mix well with a whisk. Add 1 gallon (I used a freshly emptied milk jug) cool water, mix well. Stir with the whisk every 30 minutes until completely cool (I bolded this because I was lazy & did not do this because it felt “cool enough” to me; I think that’s why I ended up with some chunkiness in the end. Don’t let laziness mess up your results!). Cover & let it sit undisturbed overnight.
In the morning you may have to break up some solidified soap on the top & stir well for a little bit just to mix it all up good.
After that the mixture should resemble thinned hair conditioner
(aka Dollar Tree conditioner; aka you know what I’m talking about if you’ve ever experienced true broke-ness) & you can pour it into containers for storage & distribution (I used the freshly emptied laundry detergent bottle+the milk jug). When ready to use just give it a couple good shakes, use 2 oz. for small loads/4 oz. for large loads (or just fill the detergent bottle cap up like myself) & you’re off! See how clean your clothes can get & truly at a fraction of the price of commercial detergent.