Okay, so in preparation for Easter I thought some decorations and/or projects for the kids to do would be nice. This year we haven’t had our decorating hats on so all of the stuff we usually put out is still lost in the closet. While browsing different amazing looking craft ideas on Pinterest, I came across one where you wrap yarn around a balloon with candy inside. Hubs liked it too & we figured what the hell, doesn’t look too difficult. WRONG.
We went to Hellmart & got the supplies: balloons, 99¢/bag; yarn, $2.??; glue, 34¢/each, candy, $16/bag (not really but it might as well be, huh?). We went home & organized all the supplies on the kitchen table then called the brood in. Utilizing the barren, no words instructions on the Pin (people are so thoughtful aren’t they??) we set about putting candies into balloons, blowing them up a little (supposed to be egg shaped), tying them off, cutting off a length of yarn we figured would fit, running it through the glue, and stringing it around the balloon in different directions. I think I forgot to mention the point of this craft is to pop the balloon when the yarn is dried & the candy is magically inside. Anyway…this proved much harder for all of us than we’d figured. Our 5 year old said screw this when he found out he had to touch glue. Then there were 4. Our 10 & 9 year olds tried their best but couldn’t get the yarn to stay put so we ended up having to help both of them. Which really put a delay in our production line of cranking these babies out to pimp our house out for Easter.
For those of you that are still awake, it ended up that the girls finished theirs & after the kids went to bed husband & I sat up till midnight working on these
monstrous lovely balloon eggs. The next day when we went to pop the balloons things didn’t go as imagined either. The balloon stuck (especially on the smaller ones) so that basically as you’re trying to get the balloon unstuck you’re pulling too much on the yarn & it’s losing it’s shape. So you end up with this:
Hhmmm. Totally defeats the purpose of the entire craft. There’s gonna be candy falling out of that bitch everywhere if I can ever get the balloon out. The larger ones actually worked better because you had more room to work the balloon:
However some of our big ones aren’t exactly up to par on the bottoms; we kind of left some big holes because we’re lazy fucks & were tired of doing children’s crafts at midnight. Soooo…as long as we stand it up you can’t tell a thing. I’m sure people would still look at it & exclaim “My my, how beautiful and unique! However did you get that candy in there?”
So I’m on the fence whether this was a hit or miss. It worked, granted; but not like we’d hoped. I don’t think it qualifies as a #PinterestScam though.